South Park Explains The Theory of Evolution
I was watching a rerun of the episode where Cartman freezes himself so he doesn’t have to wait three weeks to get a Nintendo Wii and I stumbled upon the most awesome television show moment. Before Cartman takes the icy plunge, he gets treated to the best interpretation of the “South Park Theory of Evolution.” This, of course, was taught by the one and only, Mr. Garrison, who completely disagrees with the Theory of Evolution — being that he is a Christian and all. Mr. Garrison’s Theory of Evolution is perhaps the funniest explanation in the world.






aaaaaaaaahahahaha. i freaking love that clip. this theory should be taught in all schools. we’d be better citizens knowing anything mr. garrison teaches