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Reviewed: ‘Butt For You’ Butt Pad Briefs

Never once did I ever think I’d have a pair of butt pads on. Ever. However, after being contacted by a company to test them out, I said, “Sure, why not?” Hell, I’m up to trying [almost] anything. After receiving the package today, I was actually a bit excited. All my friends were telling me how hilarious it was, but they too couldn’t wait for me to get them.

Alright, let me first say that butt pads aren’t really made to help cushion your tush, but it doesn’t hurt. I’d say it’s more cosmetic. Yes, they are meant to enhance the appeal of your ass. Also, they’re not some silicon gel pad you’re supposed to insert into your boxers or whitie-tighties. These where are men’s briefs (see image to the left). After first putting them on, it was a bit uncomfortable. Not uncomfortable as in it hurt or made my ass feel weird, it was more of a “I can’t believe I’m wearing these.” After that wore off, I was fine. Of course, I had to poke my ass, look in the mirror, sit on the couch, sit on a bar stool, look in the mirror — you get the idea. Any foreign thing on your ass is going to make you a bit curious. *Cough*…

Putting on my pants, I went outside to see what it would feel like to walk in them. Yep, it felt like I was wearing butt pads. To be honest, I expected it to feel awkward. Luckily for me, it didn’t. It actually felt, hrm, nice. Feeling the extra boost in confidence that my butt looked like a rock-hard piece of hotness, I went and visited my neighbors:

Waaabam! There you have it. Not bad. It looks real according to my neighbor. By the way, shout out to Brandy! I caught her just coming home from a days work at the hospital. She said she liked them. She also said it looked natural and made me look like I had a nice ass. +1! That’s something the company should be proud of.

There was really only one negative I could see while wearing the butt pads: they kept trying to head south. I mean, it’s not something any guy looking for butt pads should worry about, as it was very subtle. But, I had to readjust about every 30 minutes, which, guys typically do anyway.

All in all, Butt For You did a fantastic job at creating some great butt pad briefs. I’d totally recommend them… if I knew anyone looking for them. By the way, they also make womens padded panties, for those ladies looking for a little junk in the trunk.