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Updated Design And Our New Mascot

Ok, you may have noticed some tweeks to the site. But, then again, this could be your first time here, so, uh…. Anyway… First, I’ve moved the categories from under the post title, to above. It’s not really a user-friendly feature, it just looks more aesthetically pleasing. It’s still in the same general area, so it shouldn’t bother too many people.

Second up on the list is a post rating feature. I got the plugin from an awesome WordPress developer who you can visit here. He’s made some killer plugins including the Post Rating system, Polls, and other WordPress goodies.

Lastly, we officially have a mascot! Personally, I don’t give a fuck what anyone else says. He’s killer. Think of him like Eva, from Wall-E. He looks so cute and innocent, but packs a punch. I’m sure I’ll be able to find useful ways in adding him to pictures. Speaking of Eva, that’s actually where I did get some of the design from. I also went a little towards the Android logo, for the simple reason that it’s simplistic in design. If you have a logo that you think looks better than this, by all means, feel free to shoot me a e-mail. I’d be more than happy to take a look at anything.

Alright, enough ranting. I hope to hell you enjoy at least one of the updates. LOL.

{ Cars, Featured }

What Does Your Car Say About You?

Women’s Health Magazine polled 3,538 of their online female readers on how they assess men’s cars when searching for clues about them. What they found is fairly interesting; so, guys, I urge you to pay attention. So, what does your car say about you? Well, the first, and major clue that women look for (50%) to gave them an idea of what you are like was the interior cleanliness and neatness of your car. If you think about it, it’s something even men would look at. Say you were entering her room and it was a complete pig stie, what would that say about her? Nothing good, I’m sure.

The second most voted on assessment was one that caught me by surprise. Read more

{ Featured, Videos }

Fail Bot: Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Weatherman?

Oh, Fail Blog. How I love thee. While reading over my new favorite blog, I found this video of a weatherman who’s got stomach problems. You know, if I had the shits so bad that I had to dance around at work to keep my ass from exploding, I probably would have called in sick. But, no — not this guy. He’s totally down for embarrassing the hell out of himself on live television for the sake of weather. Weather!!!!

{ Featured, Television }

Que Has Been Suspended From Day 26

As Diddy would say on Making The Band, “Breaking news! Breaking news! Universe blog! Universe blog!” Diddy has just suspended Que from Day 26 in lieu of all his fights with the group. Ha-le-lu-lla! It’s about time. You know, I don’t care that the boys made up, Que still didn’t get picture when the boys were trying to explain their positions. He kept blaming them for it and I know he will in the future. I think Diddy is doing the boys a favor by making Que take a break from Day 26.

Well, folks, it looks like our cries for Que’s firing was heard. Or, at least acknowledged… “Bitchassness” has officially left the building.

{ Featured, Movies }

Star Trek Gets A Porn Remake, Set Your Phasers To “F*CK”

Are you excited about J.J. Abram’s new Star Trek movie? Well, this new Star Trek porn, called “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” will get you more than just excited — it will actually help get you off. Yes, folks, Hustler Video has recently done a porn spoof of everyone’s favorite galactic crusaders and it’s [supposedly] going to be out of this world. Read more

{ Featured, Television }

Bethenny vs Kelly: It’s Officially On!

Man, I don’t know about you but I’ve been dieing to see Bethenny vs Kelly on tonight’s Real Housewives of New York! If you didn’t watch last weeks episode, Kelly was invited to join the rest of the girls in Jill’s charity for arthritis. Well, Kelly showed up thirty minutes late to the meeting and acted like a complete blond. Regardless of hair color, when the girls talked about using their names in the charity, Kelly immediately shot down the idea because she “never uses her name.” Prior to that, she said she wasn’t even sure if she was going to help out. So basically, she came to the meeting for what? To look pretty? I don’t know. Anyway, Bethenny called her out and Kelly was offended. Whabam! The start of Bethenny vs Kelly. Shweeeet!

Ok, onto tonight’s episode. Read more

{ Celebrities, Featured }

ShamWow Spokesman Arrested For Punching Prostitute — Soaks Up Blood Like Magic

You’ve seen the commercials. ShamWow’s spokesman, Vince Shlomi, was arrested last month for allegedly punching a prostitute. Apparently, police reports state that Vince met a 26-year-old prostitute at a strip club and paid her $1,000 to come back to his hotel for “straight sex.” Unfortunately, it was more like “rough sex.” After Mr. ShamWow started kissing the prostitute, named Ms. Harris by the way, she bit down on his tongue and wouldn’t let go. He then had to punch her several times to get her to let go of his tounge, and he once she released, he ran down stairs to the lobby and called the police. Ms. Harris’ face is jacked up now and reports are claiming that she has cuts and fractures to the face. ShamWOW!

[via SunTimes]

{ Featured, Mobile Phones }

iPhone 3.0 Features Reminiscent of Palm Pre? Perhaps.

Today, Apple announced the newest features of its upcoming iPhone 3.0 Operating System. Many of the features have been questioned for not being there from the beginning. But, it looks as though Apple has finally come around, quite possibly because of the recently announced Palm Pre. Regardless, here are the new features for the iPhone 3.0. Read more

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Self-Healing Plastic Will Make Scratches Obsolete

What if all of our plastic gadgets and gizmos were all made with self-repairing or self-healing plastic? No more will our mobile phones, laptops, or any other device for that matter, have a hint of scratches on their surface. Lets take it one step further and think about it on our car. Can we say, “Fuck you and your key, Carrie Underwood?” Not yet, but soon you just may.Scientists around the country have been working on different scenarios on creating just that: self-healing plastic.

Ars Technica reports that in the latest issue of Science Magazine, “Biswajit Ghosh and Marek Urban from the University of Southern Mississippi present a new polymer design that can employ UV light from the Sun to activate a latent self-pair capacity.” Let me put that in Layman’s term for ya: Biswajit and Marek from USM created a plastic that can self-heal in the Sun. Neato? I sure think so.

Put on your “coke bottles,” boys and girls, because I’m about to get technical on your ass. Read more

{ Featured, Movies }

New “Up” Trailer From Disney / Pixar Makes This Movie A Must-See

Disney/Pixar’s new movie “Up” is officially a must-see movie. Aren’t they always? I mean, WALL-E, Toy Story and Finding Nemo were all such great movies, why wouldn’t this one be? Up is going to take us on the most unlikely adventure with a boyscout and an old man. Sounds like something you’d come home to see on CNN but it’s totally not. Get ready to smile. I did through the entire trailer.

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