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Awkward Family Photos: Nature’s Privates

Oh, gosh. Who put that penis and vagina in the background? You should be ashamed of yourself!

[Awkward Family Photos]

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Caricatures: A Double-Edged Sword

There’s two things funny about this picture. First, the fat little girl who has to sit there and let someone draw a caricature of herself. Then there’s the actual caricature itself, which looks so hilarious when compared to the annoyed look on the little girls face. Complete WIN.

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When Buildings Get Demolished, They’re Not Supposed To Roll

Except, that’s exactly what happened in this video. I’m no ‘esplosion expert, but I’ve seen enough buildings in Las Vegas explode that one could definitely call me one — *cough* if they wanted. Typically, pyrotechnicians have numerous explosives that go off in unison to make the building implode on itself, leaving nearby buildings unscathed. However, when this didn’t happen according to plan, the building starts rolling. As Kevin Pereira puts it on Attack of the Show, it’s almost like a real-life Katamari ball. Quaint.

[Attack of the Show]

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Teacher Corrected By Student, Sent To Detention

Check out this email that was sent to a childs parents from a teacher who had no clue what she was talking about. Even though the kid was clearly correct, the teacher still thought it was necessary to assign him detention. My favorite part of the email is the very end: “Alex would be better off simply accepting my teachings without resistance. Please see to it that your son understands this.” That’s exactly what we should be teaching kids. Even if you know that an answer is incorrect, shut up and don’t say anything. I smell a lawsuit.

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Two Not-So-Kid-Friendly Carnival Ride Backgrounds

I’m sure if my mother ever saw these two carnival ride backgrounds my eyes would have been covered so fast my head would have experienced whiplash. Lucky for me, I’m old enough now and can bask in the glory of artistry.

Seen other crazy carnival ride backgrounds? Send me a link!

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Fail Bot: Don’t Wear This T-shirt While Walking With Daughter

As hot as you may think you are in that “Certified Muff Diving Instructor” t-shirt, it’s totally inappropriate when your hanging out with your daughter. Just an FYI, sir. Oh, and it’s even worse when you’re holding her hand.

[via Fail blog]

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Fail Bot: Enquirer Headline

Oh, Enquirer, you’re so full of thought-provoking content. Except that time when you mistakenly put “Stolen Grocieries” as the headline when it really should have read “Homicide.” Boy, I bet the readers where in for a treat on that one.

[via Fail Blog]

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Move Over Mario, Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Has Arrived

Man, I’m like all over the place with videos these past few days. Ok, ok. Are you getting tired of playing Mario Kart? Fear not my friends, Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing is ready to put you back in the wheels of non-stop-action racing. In the trailer above, we get to see what it’s like if Mario was thrown out of the race and Sonic took his place. The mechanics look the same: drive and shoot those in front of you. However, in lieu of shells we’ll have actual missles. Something I’ve been craving for ever since playing Diddy Kong Racing 64 back in the day. Oh, and being able to play as a pissed off Super Monkey Ball just makes me giddy.

Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing is heading to the Wii, Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and the Nintendo DS.

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Hell Hath Frozen Over: Straight Men Finally Getting The ‘Gays’

I got e-mail the following video of a young [straight] guy talking about gay people. It was an actual conversation between the guy in the video and a 26-year-old man who he says told him everything in the video word-for-word. It actually caught my attention due to the simple fact that a straight man is finally getting “the gays.” I mean, hell hath frozen over. Foreals. Seriously, someone call the press, this man needs to be on Ellen.

I’m glad men, who are secure with their own sexuality, have the balls to stick up for their friends. Discrimination leads to hate and hate leads to violence. Head past the break for the follow up video that addresses many comments made on the video. Read more

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WTF: Are You Asian And Don’t Want To Be?

Are you Asian and don’t want to be? Luckily for you, there’s hope. Apparently, this billboard speaks of miracles never heard of in Las Vagas. Celebrity hotness, Olivia Munn, was sent this picture via a friend. The ad, which clearly says, “Are you Asian and don’t want to be?” points to a Christian called TruthMinistry.org. The website, which is trying to turn gays into straighties, has no reference to this incredible miracle of transformation.

I’m assuming the image has been tampered with and originally said “Are you gay and don’t want to be?” But, who knows.

P.S. — I’ve got to say it: fuck you Truth Ministry for thinking there is a problem with being gay. Gays are the miracle sent from God. Kthx.

[via Olivia Munn]

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