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The Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit: Your Full-Body Snuggie

Apparently I didn’t get the memo but Snuggie and it’s sexier sister-in-law, the Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit, are all the rage. The latter, which is $49.95, is basically three things in one. It’s a hoddie, your favorite slippers, and a blanket. What could be better?

Oh, and for the fellas out there this badboy isn’t just for women. Just look how manly this guy looks. Lucky for you the online retailers are doubling it’s price for Valentines day. Order your sexiness here.

[Consumerist via Gizmodo]

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Ultimo Lingerie Nabs Mel B For Fall And Winter Lines

Oh. Em. Gee. Mel B looks absolutely stunning in the latest images coming out of her photoshoot for Ultimo lingerie. The former Sprice Girl will be the spokeswoman for Ultimo, a new line by Michelle Mone. The creator even went on to say that “she has the perfect female form, great curves, boobs, a bum.” Guys, I couldn’t agree more. You can check out the rest of Mel B’s Ultimo lingerie photoshoot after the break. Read more

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Video: The Best Transformers Costume Ever

Move over, Hilary Clinton, that women’s costume of yours just got owned! Feast your eyes on the best Transformers costume, ever! One thing we’ll never know, though, is why he was at a car dealership. Maybe to sell the new 2010 Chevy Camero? Your guess is as good as mine.

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Lady Gaga’s Insane Kermit The Frog Outfit (Update: With Video!)

Bless her heart. I totally believe celebrities should have their own look. It just so happens, Lady Gaga has many of them. But, a Kermit The Frog outfit? Eh — that’s a little overboard. But, hey, we all love Lady Gaga and her ridiculous outfits. Anyone green with envy?

Update: Check out the video after the break for full-on Kermit-Gaga lovin’.

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Wowzers: Wedding Dress Made From Toilet Paper

You know the recession is bad when you’ve got people making a wedding dress out of toilet paper. Sure, we may love Heidi Montag’s wedding dress, but really, this looks comparable. The winner, hailing all the way from Honolulu, Hawaii, was crowned the winner of the 2009 Cheap Chic Wedding Dress contest just recently. The mastermind of this wedding dress, Ann Kagawa Lee, used only toilet paper, glue, and tape — that’s it. Seriously amazing stuff here, folks. Head past the break for better images. Read more

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Cop Uniform Not Enough. How ‘Bout Some Panties?

Behind every good there lies an evil. That’s the theme of this picture. As if the cop uniform wasn’t enough for what I’ll assume he wears in his evening masquerades, while taking a picture of some fellow policemen, the cop was caught wearing womens panties.

Now, if this is his “fun time” attire, by all means, he should go for it. Whatever he does behind closed doors is his prerogative. But, when you hit the job to stop bad-guys in their tracks, at least wear some boxer briefs or, ahem, whittie-titties.

[via Fail Blog]

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Swine Flu Styling Guide, It’s All About The Masks

Everyone’s talking about the new stylish Yoriko Yoshida face masks. In Japan, they use them for allergies and pollution. But, now that the swine flu is in America, even we can use the trusty Yoriko Yoshida masks to venture out into the world like normal people.

[Yoriko Yoshida via Gizmodo]

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Reviewed: ‘Butt For You’ Butt Pad Briefs

Never once did I ever think I’d have a pair of butt pads on. Ever. However, after being contacted by a company to test them out, I said, “Sure, why not?” Hell, I’m up to trying [almost] anything. After receiving the package today, I was actually a bit excited. All my friends were telling me how hilarious it was, but they too couldn’t wait for me to get them.

Alright, let me first say that butt pads aren’t really made to help cushion your tush, but it doesn’t hurt. I’d say it’s more cosmetic. Yes, they are meant to enhance the appeal of your ass. Also, they’re not some silicon gel pad you’re supposed to insert into your boxers or whitie-tighties. These where are men’s briefs (see image to the left). After first putting them on, it was a bit uncomfortable. Not uncomfortable as in it hurt or made my ass feel weird, it was more of a “I can’t believe I’m wearing these.” After that wore off, I was fine. Of course, I had to poke my ass, look in the mirror, sit on the couch, sit on a bar stool, look in the mirror — you get the idea. Any foreign thing on your ass is going to make you a bit curious. *Cough*…

Putting on my pants, I went outside to see what it would feel like to walk in them. Yep, it felt like I was wearing butt pads. To be honest, I expected it to feel awkward. Luckily for me, it didn’t. It actually felt, hrm, nice. Feeling the extra boost in confidence that my butt looked like a rock-hard piece of hotness, I went and visited my neighbors: Read more

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Reenact ‘Ace Ventura Pet Detective’ With Your Child

I would love to have a job where I create the most random products for Americans to buy. I mean, look at this thing, how uncomfortable and remarkably stupid does this fleece sweater look? The Peekaru Original Fleece Baby Carrier Cover reminds me of the part in Ace Ventura Pet Detective where Ace comes out of the rhino’s ass.

I couldn’t have said it better than CrunchGear’s Nicholas Deleon: “And yes, it’s made in the USA. Take a bow, America!”

Own it today for only $80.00.

[via CrunchGear]