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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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Back From My Week-Long Hiatus

Family is almost as important, if not more important, than technology and video games. Just kidding, lol. Family is wayyyy more important than all those material things.

My sister, brother-in-law and nephew came over to my neck of the woods this holiday season to visit my father, mother  and I, all of which whom live in Florida. She should probably get the hint and move here herself, but, I’ll leave that up to her.

While here, she visited me and my father in Panama City Beach and then went south to visit my mother in Punta Gorda, Florida. While in Panama City Beach she got to visit my house for the first time and hang out with dad. After a couple of days with him, she and I packed everyone up and headed south to visit mom. We had a blast in both places, but mom had the upper hand with the boat! It fucking rocked to say the least. Here are some pictures:

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Look! A Fag and His Hag!

Yes-ir-ee. That’s me and Laura below. Freezing our ass off, might I add. The Christmas Party this year was fun as hell. Over 50 people showed up. I’ll be posting pictures as soon as I get permission from all the drunks, ha!

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Home-made Christmas Wreath

I’m so fucking proud of myself. After volunteering at the Boys and Girls Club Christmas Tree Sale, I was allowed to take some scrap pieces of the tree home and decided to make a Christmas wreath.

Someone give me a fucking cookie! Alright, I know what you’re saying, “it looks jacked up.” Well, take a look at it on the mantle!

Pretty damn good, no?

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Mmmm, Food

Instead of turkey, this year we went for pork. It fucking rocked.

I also cut a piece of pumpkin pie for Mrs. Olivia. I then ate it because it looked so perfect.

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Happy Thanksgiving

To everyone celebrating Thanksgiving, have a good one! I’ll be heading over to my parents house in a couple of hours; however, we won’t be eating turkey. It’s pork this year, wo0t!

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And It Begins…

Uh-oh. It’s started… Let me put it in simple terms:

Yeah… I hate hanging Christmas lights. Especially when it involves a loved one. I’m sure you’ve gone through something of the same, were neither of you can agree on where to hang them, what colors to use, how they should blink, etc. They should make only one color Christmas light and make it in mass production so couples can stay together throughout the holiday season.