Reenact ‘Ace Ventura Pet Detective’ With Your Child

I would love to have a job where I create the most random products for Americans to buy. I mean, look at this thing, how uncomfortable and remarkably stupid does this fleece sweater look? The Peekaru Original Fleece Baby Carrier Cover reminds me of the part in Ace Ventura Pet Detective where Ace comes out of the rhino’s ass.

I couldn’t have said it better than CrunchGear’s Nicholas Deleon: “And yes, it’s made in the USA. Take a bow, America!”

Own it today for only $80.00.

[via CrunchGear]

The Voice Of This Generation Is Also The Worst Dressed

You’ve gotta love the most conceited rapper of all time: Kanye West. What makes me cringe is that this dude attributes all his fancy-shmancy “cool looks” to gay men. Yeah, he says he gets all his fashion tips from us homos. I guess he’s been hanging out with some straight men lately because he looks god-awful in these pictures.

To make matters even worse, Kanye invited some robot-looking woman out with him. When I heard the story, I figured she’d one-up him with some nice evening gown. Apparently she didn’t get the memo that the 80’s want their clothes back. Good Lord.