Video: White Pelican Bites Man In The Crotch On TV

There’s no telling when an animal will attack. While speaking about the migratory habits of certain birds, Walt Crawford was bit in the crotch by a white pelican. I can’t believe he just stood there holding his bits and pieces. I mean, you can hear how loud the smack is when the pelican snaps its beak. To watch it all go down, skip to the 45-second mark.

Boy Gets Fireworks To The Crotch, Balls Explode

I don’t understand why young males like firing exploding rockets at their crotch. I mean, what if it actually did take off their nuts? I’m sure we’d be laughing, but not them. Anyway, back to exploding balls. This boy and his friends set up a firework to go off at a young man’s pee-wee. They lit the firework and everything went as planned. That was, until the firework got caught in a tiny hole in the boys pants. Chaos and